FREE to a Good Home - First Come, First Served

[Brother Jim]

Get 'em FAST!!!!

I have a limited supply of 100% guaranteed unique snow flakes.  First come, first served.  They are scattered all over the outside of the house and yard.  Take all you want, preferably starting with the sidewalk and driveway, but if you prefer them from other locations, that's OK too.  I just want them gone!  No need to ring the doorbell or call first.  You pick 'em, you load 'em, you haul 'em.

100% satisfaction guaranteed.  If for any reason you're unhappy with your snowflakes, just mail them to:

Flakes
PO Box 321
Beverly Hills, CA 90210.